Tag Archives: humour
You know you play too much Zelda when…
1 You think yelling, “Hey! Listen!” at people is a valid way to gain their attention 2 You roll across a vast, empty field on your way to town, because it seems quicker than walking 3 You mistake the rustling of a plastic carrier bag as evidence a Gold Skulltula is lurking nearby* 4 You …
Chapter 3 of The Starvation Games is here
So anyway, even though it’s the smallest and lamest district, Spoons is like the sunniest place in the entire world. That’s why we hold the yearly Starvation Games here. It’s the best place for it because in the sunshine, we can all sparkle and look our best.
Fashion Fails, Fashion Wins
So I found a horribly absurd news article the other day. Those creatures spawned from the depths of hell, the Trollsen Twins, i.e. Hairy-Kate and Trashley, have been named Vogue’s best dressed of this year. Yeah, seriously. Here are some pics of the trampy twins, looking like shit: I really hope that guy on the …
The Starvation Games, Chapter 2
As I was driving, I was feeling so pleased with myself that I’d remembered to dress down. I didn’t want a repeat of all my other first days in other towns, when mean, nasty girls tried to mutilate me because they thought their boyfriends were checking me out.
More Hunger Games Parodies, But By Other People!
This You Tube video is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. I meant to post this before, but anyway. There’s also a full-length THG parody novel due out soon, but I’m steering clear of it for now since I’m still working on my own fic. All I’ve read on it is a …
Chapter One of My Twilight x Hunger Games Fanfic!
My name is Ella Stork. I am seventeen years old. My home is in the district of Spoons. I was in the Starvation Games. Other girls hate me. I tell myself this over and over again, whenever I feel I am in danger of gaining anything resembling common sense. So like, this is totally my story.
